10. It's going to be a long season for anyone rooting for the Vikings.
9. Tony Kornheiser doesn't know Spanish.
8. People who go to the Clay County Fair are unable to walk straight.
7. Hoveround owners are plotting to take over the world.
6. Public fireworks displays should not be allowed at 10pm on school nights.
5. Public fireworks displays should not be allowed to happen for 9 consecutive nights.
4. Summer is officially over (it was 37 degrees yesterday morning!)
3. There is a monk who sings in a heavy metal band....don't believe me? Click here.
2. Greedy people will always find a way to rip off other people, even if they have to use a natural disaster to do so.
1. The "Straight Talk Express" doesn't drive so straight.